when your best friend is called up for an award or...
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot To be honest I fixed this by walking on the road.
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
freeabortions: get ur hiv tests ready i’m single
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
bigstupidbaby: i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
robertpattindone: look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson: